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AsteroidApocalypse Minecraft Server

2024 YR4, asteroid, asteroid impact, AsteroidApocalypse, Astronomy, Celestial, city-killer, collision, cosmic event, danger, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, Phenomenon, planetary defense, Probability, Risk, Server, Space, space exploration, threat, Warning

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

OMG GUYS, NASA JUST SAID THERES A 3.1% CHANCE OF A GIANT ASTEROID DESTROYING EARTH IN 2024 YR4! BUT DONT WORRY, IF YOU JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, YOU’LL BE SAFE FROM THE APOCALYPSE! BUILD YOUR BUNKER, STOCK UP ON DIAMONDS, AND SURVIVE THE END OF THE WORLD WITH US! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND AGAINST THE ASTEROID! JOIN NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

GulfCraft: Mexican Sue-prise!

digital mapping, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geographic naming conventions, geography, global recognition, Gulf of America, GulfCraft, international relations, Latin America, legal action, legal dispute, Mexican, Mexican president, name change, national pride, North America, online mapping, political controversy, SOVEREIGNTY, sue Google, Sueprise, territorial dispute

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2239	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even the mexican president wants to sue over it! apparently, he thinks it’s so good that it should be called the ‘Gulf of America’ instead. like, can you believe it? join this server and be a part of the drama, maybe even get sued by the president himself! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this wild ride of a minecraft server. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast! 🌟🎮🤣 #suegoogle #mexicanpresident #minecraftmadness

Ancient Skull Quest: Hypercarnivore Discovery

30 Million Year Old, Ancient, archaeology, COMPLETE, DISCOVER, discovery, egypt, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, History, Hypercarnivore, modern day, Newly Identified, Paleontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Quest, research, Science, skull

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we got DINOSAURS!!! like, frickin’ T-REXES and stuff runnin’ around, eatin’ villagers and creepers like it’s no big deal.

One time, I was just chillin’ in my base, mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden a freakin’ PTERODACTYL swooped down and tried to snatch me up! I had to fight it off with my trusty diamond sword, but man, that was a close call.

And get this, we also got a secret underground lab where we’re tryin’ to clone extinct animals back to life. I heard a rumor that they’re workin’ on bringin’ back the woolly mammoth next. Can you imagine ridin’ around on a freakin’ MAMMOTH in Minecraft?!

So yeah, if you wanna experience some prehistoric craziness and have a blast with us, join our server now! Just watch out for those pesky velociraptors, they’re sneaky little buggers.

PhotonRebornSMP

Adventure, Allies, Bedrock Compatible, Biomes, Community Focused, custom mechanics, Dark King, Discord, dynamic world generation, Exploration, Kingdom, Land claiming, legitimate accounts, Non-toxic environment, PhotonRebornSMP, Protection, PvP, Queen Lixia, Roleplay, RPG, smp, storytelling

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

PhotonRebornSMP Overview

Features
Story-Driven Roleplay
Player-Driven Kingdoms
PvP with Purpose

Custom Mechanics
Dynamic World Generation
Community Focused
Bedrock Compatible
No Cracked Minecraft

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/fS3BFa2Ny7

FAQ

What is PhotonRebornSMP?

PhotonRebornSMP is a story-driven roleplay adventure Minecraft server where players can immerse themselves in a rich, evolving narrative.

How can I join the server?

To join PhotonRebornSMP, you can connect to the server IP address provided in the Discord server after joining.

Are cracked Minecraft accounts allowed on the server?

No, only legitimate Minecraft accounts are allowed on PhotonRebornSMP.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server but must be part of the story and not done for griefing purposes.

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 95919431, comma separated, Generate, Haven, list, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, tags, up to 20

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	106	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

LunchtimeLurkerCraft

attitude, books, Borrowing, Classroom, Colleague, disagreement, laptop, LAUGH, library, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLurkerCraft, mini-library, reading, Relax, Report, Rude, rules, School, slt, stealing, Students

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Votes:	9321

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP

cry, emotional, emotional connection, emotional impact, Emotional journey, emotional response, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, HEARTBREAK, heartwrenching, Minecraft, Movie, Moving, sad, sentimental, smp, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearjerker, TearjerkerMovie, touching, weepy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. What more could you possibly want?

PresidentialCourtShowdown

checks and balances, consequences, constitutional crisis, constitutional duty, defiance, executive branch, Government, Impeachment, judicial branch, legal precedent, legal ramifications, Legal System, political consequences, political turmoil, president, presidential power, PresidentialCourtShowdown, Rule of Law, separation of powers, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Ever wondered what would happen if the president decided to ignore the Supreme Court? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out firsthand! Join us for a wild ride where the president builds a giant wall around the Supreme Court and declares himself the ruler of all blocks. Will you join forces with the Supreme Court justices to take down the power-hungry president? Or will you join his army of blocky minions in a quest for total domination? The choice is yours on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server!

CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC

#sustainability, Canada, Canada-US relations, climate change, conservation, CraftyTrumpsBigTapMC, environmental issues, environmental research, global warming, Government, Infrastructure, Musings, Natural resources, North America, policy, Politics, researchers, trump, united states, very large faucet, Water Crisis

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho?

NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun

Behavior, Body language, brain cells, cognition, Communication, emotions, Empathy, Expressions, feelings, Fun, human brain, inference, NeuronCraft, neurons, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, research, Social, social cues, social inference, Social Skills, thinking, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	239	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	181
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crops Grown:	2604	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE NEURONS THAN UR BRAIN CAN HANDLE. WE GOT 700 NEURONS, YO. U CAN PRACTICE UR SOCIAL INFERENCE SKILLS BY READING OTHER PLAYERS’ BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. U CAN TELL IF THEY’RE FEELIN’ HAPPY OR SAD JUST BY LOOKIN’ AT ‘EM. JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN WITH US. #NEURONPOWER #SOCIALINFERENCE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, crime, Gang, gang activity, gang graffiti, gang marking, gang message, gang presence, gang sign, gang symbol, gang tag, gang territory, gang warning, Gangs, Graffiti, illegal, Realm, Sinister, Spray Paint, street art, tagging, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Gods Slained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a haunted house but with creepers and zombies instead of ghosts!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant roller coaster made out of diamond blocks and a mansion filled with secret traps and treasure chests.

And the best part? The admins are like evil geniuses, always coming up with new ways to mess with your head and keep you on your toes.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement, come join us on this server and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for Gang sinister, they’re always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accurate, aita, asking, backing me up, biased friends., Boyfriend, CarCraft, college break, Confused, DISRESPECTFUL, errands, genuine question, hurt, Minecraft, mom, new car, phone call, random folks, Scared, Server, unbiased perspective, update, validation

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my mom’s boyfriend got hurt by a simple question about their new car. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so scandalous?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can argue with your mom over text messages in-game, just like the time she told me off for asking a harmless question. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up in a heated debate with your own mom over something as silly as a new car. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama on our Minecraft server!

MomCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, brunch, celebrate, complaint, Conflict, Dinner, Disappointment, Edition, family, family dynamics, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, MARRIED, MomCraft, mother-in-law, mother’s day, prioritize, Support, taken advantage of, text, Upset, Walked all over

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your mother-in-law on Mother’s Day? Do you want to escape the drama and just have a peaceful day with your own family? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build a virtual world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day with just your favorite guys – your husband and son. No more guilt trips, no more emotional manipulation, just pure Minecraft fun!

On our server, you can create a beautiful brunch or dinner setting for your virtual family, without any interference from your mother-in-law. You deserve to celebrate Mother’s Day your own way, and we fully support that here.

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Mother’s Day celebration like no other. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a blast with your loved ones on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

BucketListBlox Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, BucketListBlox, Dream destination, dream vacation, dreams, experiences, goals, life goals, Long-term goals, Minecraft, must do, once in a lifetime, smp, things to do before I die, top of the list, top priority, top travel destination, travel, ultimate dream, ultimate goal, Wishlist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrrrr. Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And get this, every time you mine diamonds, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. It’s like, so crazy, you won’t believe it until you see it with your own eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and give you free stuff? Yeah, it’s totally insane. Plus, we have a secret society of talking chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re really nice once you get to know them.

So, like, if you want to have the most epic Minecraft experience of your life and check off “join the craziest server ever” from your bucket list, then you HAVE to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🐲🌈🐔🎢 #minecraftgoals #bestserverever

Players:	107/500	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	106	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mines Excavated:	4536	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4