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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Love Letters Sent: 18
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75
Secret Passages Found: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Server
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