BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	889	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magic Items Found:	3581
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crops Grown:	8152	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3108	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Zombie Dances:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!

Wanderlust SMP: Gorgeous Spots!

Adventure, beautiful place, breathtaking views, bucket list destination, DISCOVER, Dream destination, Explore, Gorgeous, Hidden Gem, natural beauty., paradise on earth, picturesque views, serene landscapes, smp, Spots, stunning scenery, travel, Travel Photography, unforgettable experience, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees, that’s basically what this server is like. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to dance their hearts out. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions, you feel me?

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever

Pixel Pheromones

adolescence, age, attraction, Crush, Curiosity, Development, emotions, Experience, feelings, growing up, hormones, Interest, opposite sex, personal development, pheromones, PIXEL, puberty, reddit, relationships, Romantic, Sexuality, Women

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the opposite sex is the key to success. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, your main goal is to woo the other players and form alliances to dominate the land.

At what age did you first develop an attraction for the opposite sex? Who cares! On our server, love knows no boundaries and you’ll find yourself falling for players of all ages and backgrounds.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a little bit of heartbreak. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TibetQuakeCraft

CASUALTIES, disaster response, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake casualties, earthquake damage, earthquake destruction, earthquake fatalities, earthquake impact, earthquake news, earthquake recovery, earthquake relief, earthquake rescue, earthquake updates, earthquake victims, emergency response, natural disaster, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, TibetQuakeCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4794
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we cause earthquakes for fun! we have a special plugin that lets us shake things up and watch the chaos unfold. join now to experience the thrill of building while dodging falling blocks and lava pits. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have natural disasters on demand? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

Chocolate Factory Showdown

business acumen, Chocolate, chocolate business, chocolate competition, Chocolate Factory, chocolate industry, chocolate maker, chocolate manufacturing, chocolate market, chocolate production, chocolate recipe, chocolate secrets, competitors, FACTORY, Guardians, Kids, showdown, trade secrets, willy wonka, Willy Wonka’s factory, Wonka

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9

come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.

so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.

NEXUS

Adventure, Builder, collaboration, Communication, Community, Connections, creativity, Discord, FRIENDSHIPS, game enhancements, hermitcraft, immersive experience, interview, launch day excitement, Live Server Map, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, teamwork, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4220

NEXUS SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Time	12 PM Eastern
Community Focus	Hermitcraft-Inspired

Server Features

Feature	Description
Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods	The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks
Proximity Chat	Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience
Live Server Map	Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures
Game Enhancements	Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel

Requirements to Join

Requirement	Description
Mic Required	Proximity chat is core part of experience
Age	18+ Only for mature and respectful community
Minecraft Edition	Java Edition required, no cracked accounts
Fabric Version	Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support

FAQ

1. What is NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.

2. How can I join?

An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.

3. Who can join NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.

Dream Connect Academy 1.20

Academy, Anime, ass showing, club hijinks., Connect, cute, dream, Irotsuku Monochrome, Kanan-sama, Komaro, naked, Namek, ramen, Seitokai, sex delusions, STUDENT, swimsuit, trap, Yowa Yowa Sensei, Yume Nekonnect, Yumene Connect

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?

And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?

Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.

Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.

Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?

Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?