Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that once a player defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. The dragon was so impressed that it now roams the server as a friendly pet, granting wishes to those who dare to challenge it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Mine this block and you’ll be rewarded with infinite bacon for all your hunger needs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and see what other crazy shenanigans await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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