Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that once a player defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. The dragon was so impressed that it now roams the server as a friendly pet, granting wishes to those who dare to challenge it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Mine this block and you’ll be rewarded with infinite bacon for all your hunger needs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and see what other crazy shenanigans await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Love Letters Sent: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 9
Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Ores Mined: 4901
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 114 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Enchantments Applied: 64
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Alien Abductions: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Challenge SMP Server
    Features

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the playtest? Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
    What will I receive for participating in the playtest? Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
    Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends? Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
    Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest? Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Runes Activated: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1683 Alien Abductions: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Anime Son Minecraft Server

    Anime Son Minecraft Server
    Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

    Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Enchantments Applied: 123
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

    BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

    Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ResellRuinMinecraft

    ResellRuinMinecraft
    Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

    Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

    Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2574 Mines Excavated: 1239
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

    PixelPeep Minecraft SMP
    Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyComfortsTV

    CraftyComfortsTV
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Animals Bred: 62 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyWarZones

    CraftyWarZones
    so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Emeralds Found: 9811
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

    Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server
    Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

    We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

    Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Potions Brewed: 187 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Money Cuh Minecraft Server

    Money Cuh Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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