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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3548	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Potions Brewed:	187
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mines Excavated:	3895
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Villages Defended:	8	Potions Brewed:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchantments Applied:	266
Void Gems Collected:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Votes:	7734
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8661

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Love Letters Sent:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	18

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Animals Bred:	55	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4303	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	101

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	121
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Villages Defended:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal anatomy, animal attraction, Animal Behavior, animal instincts, bestiality, controversial, Curiosity, ETERNAL, ethical concerns, fetish, genuine question, Horse, moral boundaries, Psychological, Quests, rimming, sexual behavior, sexual desires, sexual exploration, taboo, taboo behavior, unusual fetishes

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Votes:	5507
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Farms Harvested:	957	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of rimming a horse’s filthy asshole, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.

Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.

Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.

Cash4Diamonds Minecraft SMP

aspirations, budgeting, Cash4Diamonds, dreams, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, future planning, goals, Happiness, Investment, life change, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, personal finance, Priorities, savings, self improvement, smp, success, wealth building

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	666590
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

OMG GUYS, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP because it’s literally like winning the lottery but better! Like, imagine getting so much money that you can buy all the diamond blocks in the world and build a castle made out of them! And then you can hire a whole army of villagers to protect it from creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll also have the chance to win a real-life unicorn that poops out golden apples! And not just any golden apples, but enchanted ones that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the richest and most powerful player in the whole Minecraft universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #unicornpoop #diamondcastle #minecraftgoals 🦄💰💎

New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBoners