BlockyBoners | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	5269
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Love Letters Sent:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Crops Grown:	6014	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magic Items Found:	3643	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Votes:	3824
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Items Found:	6234	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Items Found:	8300
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	6649	Zombie Dances:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	720	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!

FruitCraft: Pineapple Apple Sense

Ananas comosus, Apple, Botanical, Bromeliad, DELICIOUS, etymology, Food, Fruit, fruitcraft, History, juicy, Language, linguistic evolution, Meaning, name.., Pineapple, Plant, sense, SWEET, Tropical, word origin

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mines Excavated:	1602	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. also, we have a roller coaster made entirely of cake that takes u on a wild ride through a rainbow jungle. so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is more lit than a lava pit!

SingleCraft – Building Better Lives

building, Community, friendship, Happiness, life satisfaction, lifelong singles, lives, Loneliness, mental health, partnered people, personal fulfillment, personality traits, psychological differences, relationships, research study, self esteem, single people, SingleCraft, Social Connections, social networks, social support, societal norms, well-being

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33

so like, you know how being single can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got you covered! join us and you’ll never feel lonely again, cuz we got a whole crew of awesome players ready to be your new besties!

our server is like a magical land where singles can come together and have a blast building, exploring, and just having a grand old time. forget about those boring old dating apps, on our server, you’ll find true love in the form of epic friendships and hilarious adventures.

we’ve got crazy events like speed building contests, where you can show off your mad building skills and win awesome prizes. plus, our community is super supportive and always there to lend a helping hand or a virtual hug when you need it.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server for singles and let the fun begin! who knows, you might just find your player 2 along the way 😉