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Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Magic Items Found: 8712 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 98

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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