BlockyBodz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because our server is here to make you LOL like never before! Join us and experience the joy of building with blocks while laughing your butt off.

Our server is so hilarious that even the creepers can’t stop giggling! We have crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Chicken Jousting” where you ride chickens and try to knock each other off a platform.

But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns you into a dancing llama for 10 minutes, and a secret treasure hunt where you have to follow clues written in emoji language.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find your new favorite body part while you’re at it 😉.

NoAlcohol4Me – Minecraft SMP

abstaining, addiction recovery, alcohol, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcohol4Me, non-drinker, partying, personal choice, physical wellness, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-control, smp, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressure, substance abuse, teetotaler, Temperance

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6219	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. So like, imagine a world where everyone is a potato and we all have to build houses out of cheese. And the best part is, if you join, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. And like, every Friday night we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s lit, bro. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll turn into a llama and have to eat nothing but socks for the rest of your life. So like, why do you not drink alcohol, bro? Join the server and live your best potato life, trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

HackCraft: Life ProTips

advice, Clever Ideas, efficiency, everyday life, HackCraft, Hacks, innovative methods, knowledge, Life, life hack, organization, practical tips, problem solving, productivity, Protips, shortcuts, Skills, Smart Strategies, SOLUTIONS, Time management, Tips, Tricks, useful techniques

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Void Armor Forged:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

Join us and you’ll discover the secret to infinite diamonds – just punch a tree and BOOM, diamonds galore! Want to fly like a superhero? No problem, just eat a golden apple and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive green creatures.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure insanity and hilarity? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those talking creepers).

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

border security, CartelCraft, Cartels, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, drug trafficking, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, INVADING, Latin America, mexico, Military Action, Minecraft, national security, organized crime, president, Server, terrorist groups, U.S, Warning, Washington

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

so, like, this server is like a total war zone, man. but not like, regular war zone, like, we’re talking about a war zone filled with, like, cartels and stuff. it’s like, mexico’s president is warning the u.s. not to invade because, like, we’re all terrorists or something.

but, like, forget about that, man. come join our server and fight against the cartels in the most epic battle ever. we’ve got crazy weapons and insane vehicles to help you take down those bad guys. and, like, if you’re lucky, you might even get to meet mexico’s president in the game. how cool is that?

so, like, forget about all those boring servers out there. come join us and be a part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those cartels, man. they’re no joke.

UkrainianCraft: No Weapons Here!

arms embargo, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Halts, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Politics, Reportedly, russia, sanctions, security assistance, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US, Weapon Sales, weapons

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	5310	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS FOR DAYS, UNLIKE THE US HALTING WEAPON SALES TO UKRAINE, WE’RE LOADING YOU UP WITH ALL THE EPIC WEAPONS YOU NEED TO CONQUER THE LAND!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAK OUT INTO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN RAP LIKE EMINEM. YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, SO JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🐷🚀

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let us arrange a real batch server minecraft

1.16, 1.16.5, 1.20, arrange, Batch, Box, Boxpvp, collateral, Community, Competition, Fun, Gaming, Lets, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, real, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

server “BoxPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let’s arrange a real collateral” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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OG Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, grind-based progression system, Guards, Koth, non-op, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Storage, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Towns Built:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events: KOTH, AirDrops, WarZone Mine
Non-P2W: Fair balance for all players
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards in B Ward
Guards: Coming soon

For more details, visit our website https://dnmc.net or join our Discord community https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB.

FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Votes:	3455	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ores Mined:	4820	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5378	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Potions Brewed:	143	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Farms Harvested:	711
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Emeralds Found:	4934
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	1722
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.