BlockyBodsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	291	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5429	Gods Slained:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	2266	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Votes:	7530
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	662	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mines Excavated:	4105	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	99
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Gods Slained:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Towns Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	599
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

Players:	110/400	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
New Chunks Explored:	355580	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Potions Brewed:	126	Dimension Hops:	12
Enchantments Applied:	109	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	0