Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Towns Built: 9
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 286 Holy Grails Found: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1567 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Crops Grown: 1259
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Farms Harvested: 903 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Animals Bred: 104

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Animals Bred: 104
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 118
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Animals Bred: 24
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 449 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Dimension Hops: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9832
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 256
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Farms Harvested: 165
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 New Chunks Explored: 505899

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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