Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my husband’s baby mama’s texts? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we promise that no one will text you at 10 pm demanding login info for a school app. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “block that drama llama!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so drama-free, you won’t even have to worry about secret plans to leave your spouse being discussed in the chat. We keep it light and fun, just like a creeper exploding in your face!

So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it…unless you’re the type to start unnecessary beef over school apps. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode. 😂🎮

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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