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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3158 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Ores Mined: | 8550 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we promise that no one will text you at 10 pm demanding login info for a school app. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “block that drama llama!”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so drama-free, you won’t even have to worry about secret plans to leave your spouse being discussed in the chat. We keep it light and fun, just like a creeper exploding in your face!
So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it…unless you’re the type to start unnecessary beef over school apps. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode. 😂🎮