BlockyBetrayalFunTime | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you question your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring relationships? Well, on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment. From crazy exes to trust issues to unexpected hookups, we’ve got it all! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense couples therapy sessions you’ll ever witness. Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, the real challenge is navigating through the ups and downs of relationships with your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a cat custody battle. Who knew virtual dating could be this entertaining?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	189
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	7196	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyFamilyFun

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	New Chunks Explored:	106660
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6764
Void Gems Collected:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Love Letters Sent:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BabyBlockerVacay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3509	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Potions Brewed:	191
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JerichoSurvivor69

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.