BlockyBedBlunders | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your jaw drop and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “worst sexual experience” storytelling contest. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your character)!

SmileCraft SMP

Brighten your day, bring a smile, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is contagious, happiness is everything, happiness is key, happiness is the best medicine, happiness matters, happy thoughts, joy, Laughter, positive energy, positivity, smile more, smile often, smilecraft, smp, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, you know how when you find a diamond in Minecraft and you’re just like, “YASSSS QUEEN, I’M RICH”? Well, this server is like finding a whole chest full of diamonds, bro.

First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn. Like, I’m not even kidding, they have a horn and everything. And get this, they speak in emojis. It’s like talking to a real-life emoji movie, but better.

And the mods? Oh man, don’t even get me started. They’re all secretly wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made out of candy canes? They got you. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done and done.

But the best part? The community, bro. It’s like a big, dysfunctional Minecraft family. We have dance parties in the Nether, build giant statues of Steve, and have epic rap battles in the chat. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun.

So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #UnicornsRule #Diamonds4Days 🦄💎🎉

MineCraftBeats

Alternative, Blues, classical, Country, electronic, Favorite, folk, genre, Hip Hop, indie, Jazz, Listen, metal, MineCraftBeats, most, Music, pop, R&B, Rap, Reggae, Rock

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	232	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Do you love listening to the sweet sounds of creepers exploding and zombies moaning? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We’ve got a playlist that will make your ears bleed with joy, featuring hits like “Enderman EDM” and “Creeper Dubstep Remix.” Join us for a musical experience like no other, where the only genre that matters is Minecraft!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, eastern europe, f-16, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, national security, russia, Russian, Server, Shoots Down, Single Sortie, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Towns Built:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukrainian f-16 pilots shootin down russian cruise missiles like it’s nuthin! come join the action and see if u can survive the chaos! build ur own bunker to protect urself from the madness or team up with other players to take down the rogue pilot! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so what u waitin for? join now and let the insanity begin!

SnowballHellCraft

Alliance, Canada, Canadian government, CBC News, decision, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, News, North America, Partnership, Politics, snowball’s chance in hell, SnowballHellCraft, Statement, trudeau, U.S, united states

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6775
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Crops Grown:	6132	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Pixel Psychosis Connect

Altered, altered brain connectivity, Brain, challenge, Connect, connect-the-dots challenge, connectivity, deficits, Identifying, INDIVIDUALS, noise, patterns, Perception, PIXEL, Psychosis, psychotic psychopathology, Struggle, study, visual perception deficits, visual task

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring ol’ minecraft servers with nothin but buildin and minin? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wackiest minecraft server in the world!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!

so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

NOVA

{Java IP}, 200 GB, Anarchy, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Griefing, HACKING, join us, Minecraft, nether highway, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, PvP, Server, unmoderated, WB

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Nova Anarchy Server Overview

Features
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated
No bans
Already 200 GB storage
Obbi roof and 2 nether highways

Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

Q: Can I grief other players’ bases?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base building?

A: You are free to build your base as you wish.

Q: Is there PvP on the server?

A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, there are no plans for server resets.

Q: Is the chat moderated?

A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

Q: Can I get banned from the server?

A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.

Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, ai videos, chat interactions, Clips, Educational, general, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, subathon, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	8831
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and learn new skills like singing and playing games. She’s basically a VTuber who interacts with chat and is taking over the world. Plus, we have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) so you can join in on the madness. Check out our links to Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you’re interested in AI but don’t understand it, we’ve got educational resources for you. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

animal care, budget management, budgeting, consoles, CraftyCravings, dog food, eating issues, financial struggles, food bank, food stamps, friendship, Gratitude, grocery shopping, living together, low-income, meat, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, SorryNotSorry, Textures, toxic family, Vegetarian

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP

activities, daily routine, Day, Favorite, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure time, Minecraft, MONDAY, personal preference, Relaxation, saturday, Schedule, smp, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekday, WeekdayWonders, weekend, work week

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because every day is like a party here! Like, on Mondays we have a dance party with creepers, on Tuesdays we ride pigs into battle, on Wednesdays we have a fashion show with our diamond armor, on Thursdays we have a bake-off with cakes made out of obsidian, on Fridays we have a talent show where everyone shows off their best block stacking skills, on Saturdays we have a treasure hunt for rare loot, and on Sundays we have a chill day where we just relax and fish for enchanted books. It’s like a never-ending carnival of chaos and fun, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together in this wacky world of blocky madness! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real

Challenges, Community, crime, Disadvantage, discrimination, education, Environment, growing up, Hardship, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, lack, Living, opportunities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, real, Resources, Social Issues, Struggle, suburb, SuburbiaCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Buildings Constructed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any zombie invasion.

But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!

CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

GulfOfAmericaCraft

american identity, controversy, geography, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, international relations, naming rights, nationalism, News, Ocean, Politics, Renaming, satire, social media, territorial disputes, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

control, HIBERNATION, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	94	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

Features:

Dinosaur Fossils 🦕
Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰
Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓
Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️
PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

On CompCraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefing.
Are there free ranks available?	Yes, we offer free ranks to players on our server.
Can I create and claim my own land?	Yes, we have a claims system in place for players to protect their land.
Are there any special features unique to the server?	Yes, we have dinosaur fossils, custom dungeons, and custom rare items for players to enjoy.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, we have both PVP and PVE enabled for players to engage in combat.

Bones of the Earth 1.21.2

1.21.2, 130 IQ, 3 thousand bones, adult content, alternative lifestyle, bones, creampie, Earth, explicit desires, fantasy fulfillment, Financial Stability, intelligence, long-term commitment, monthly income, non-traditional partnership, relationship goals, Simple man, till death do us part, Tomboy, unconventional love, unconventional relationship, unconventional romance, unique desires

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Farms Harvested:	394
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can build your wildest dreams and destroy them too, just for funsies.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a squad of creepers rolls up on you like they own the place. But don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can tame those creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

And get this, dude, the whole server is run by a gang of super smart tomboys with IQs higher than a rocket ship. They’ll teach you how to build the sickest redstone contraptions and how to survive in the wild like a true Minecraft warrior.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let’s go on a wild adventure together. Just don’t forget to bring your 3 thousand bones a month and your trusty pickaxe. It’s gonna be lit, fam.