BlockyBedBlunders | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	38	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your jaw drop and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “worst sexual experience” storytelling contest. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your character)!

MapleCraftMergeUS

Canada, collaboration, controversial, Diplomacy, Government, headline, international relations, leadership, MapleCraftMergeUS, MERGE, News, North America, Politics, resignation, response, speculation, suggestion, trudeau, trump, U.S, Unity

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magic Items Found:	4122	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mines Excavated:	2674
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

so i was just mining some diamonds on this epic minecraft server when i heard the craziest news ever! apparently, Trudeau resigned and Trump was like “hey canada, wanna merge with us???” like what even is happening right now, i can’t even. but anyways, you should totally join this server because we have the most lit community ever. like, we have a whole village of llamas that are secretly plotting to take over the world. and don’t even get me started on the epic pvp battles that go down in the nether. plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. so yeah, come join us and witness the madness for yourself!

Kiss And Capture Minecraft Server

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, Capture, celestial bodies, celestial mechanics, Charon, collision, cosmic events, cosmic mysteries, dwarf planet, gravitational pull, kiss, kiss-and-capture, Minecraft, Moon, moon formation, planetary collisions, planetary dynamics, planetary science, PLUTO, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

so, like, this server is out of this world, literally. we got pluto and its moon charon, but get this – they’re like, kissing and stuff. it’s a whole love story in space, man. you gotta join this server to witness the cosmic romance between a planet and its moon. who knows, maybe you’ll find your own moon to kiss in the game. come join us for out-of-this-world adventures and love stories that are truly out of this world.

BudderCraft

Automation, BADLION, BudderCraft, Community, Competive, console, Development, Discord, Economy, exploits, Legal, Mods, Network, Online game, Piracy, playtest, PvP, Skills, strategy, tutorials, Updates, Versions

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	180	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes

2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber

3. A community that is friendly no matter the skill level

FAQ

What kind of features does the server offer?

The server provides a variety of feature-rich modes for players to enjoy.

How does the server handle cheating?

The server is extremely strict on preventing cheating of any kind. No mods are allowed except for specific ones listed.

What is the stance on toxic behavior?

The community on the server is friendly and toxic behavior is not tolerated.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server always runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Are large scale farms allowed on the server?

No, large scale farms are strictly prohibited as they are believed to ruin the economy and strategy of the game.

Is joining the Discord server required?

While joining the Discord server is not required, it is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

What are the allowed clients and mods on the server?

Only Badlion Client is allowed, with specific mods such as Animations, Block Overlay, CPS, etc. Any other modded or pirated clients are strictly prohibited.

Is the server still in development?

Yes, the server is still in its beta phase, so bugs and lacking features may be present. Players are encouraged to provide suggestions for improvements.

Cosmic Void Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, alone, astronaut, comedy, Cosmic, fart, flatulence, funny, humor, Interstellar, ISOLATED, JOKE, no sound, outer space, Realms, science fiction, SILENT, smell, Space, space exploration, Space Travel, vacuum, Void

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Buildings Constructed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	246	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, imagine a Minecraft server where you can fart in space and no one can hear it! It’s like the ultimate silent but deadly experience, am I right? Join this server for the most out-of-this-world flatulence fun you’ll ever have! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their own intergalactic base and mine for space diamonds while letting rip some cosmic toots? It’s a gas, literally! So come on, join us and let’s blast off into the fart-filled unknown together!

SisStayAway Minecraft Server

emotional boundaries, family assistance, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family help, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisStayAway, sister drama, toxic environment

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have drama that makes soap operas look tame! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a 24-year-old sibling taking care of the bills and two younger siblings who just can’t seem to get along. Tantrums, fights, and more drama than a reality TV show – it’s all here on our server.

But wait, there’s more! One sibling gets kicked out not once, but twice, and ends up bouncing from place to place like a hot potato. Will they find a new home on our server? Only time will tell.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with family feuds, emotional rollercoasters, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

CreepCraftNeighborz

community communication, community conflict, community drama, CreepCraftNeighborz, entitled behavior, ENTITLEMENT, Hoa, home owners association, lawn care, mental health, neighborhood disputes, neighborhood drama, neighborhood etiquette, neighborhood Facebook page, neighborhood groups, online bullying, overreaction, private messages, ring camera footage, social media

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
New Chunks Explored:	276919	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the lawn care drama in your neighborhood can’t compete with the wild adventures you’ll have here!

Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and maybe even some unexpected encounters with entitled neighbors who think they own the place.

Just like that lawn care worker who wouldn’t stop blowing grass in your face, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and hilarious interactions.

So come on in, apologize sarcastically, and get ready to invoice your friends for the 10 seconds of interruption to your gaming experience. Who knows, you might even become responsible for causing mental health problems in our virtual world!

Join now and let the madness begin – no anonymous posts threatening to release footage required!

BlockPartyUK Minecraft Server

BlockPartyUK, cooperation, Diplomacy, elon musk, foreign affairs, Global Issues, Government, international relations, meddling, Minecraft, Musk, News, Parties, Politics, rethink, Server, Technology, trump, uk, unite, United Kingdom, united states, urging

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ores Mined:	9564	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where uk parties are uniting to urge trump to rethink elon musk’s meddling!!! why, you ask? well, because on our server, we have magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them! plus, our admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to a dance-off for the chance to win a pet dragon! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible, even convincing trump to rethink musk’s meddling!

NukeCraft: Macron’s Warning

Macrons, nukecraft, Warning

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Forget about Macron and his nuclear warnings, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world problems when you can be building a giant chicken statue in our world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even aliens are trying to invade it just to get a taste of our pixelated paradise. So grab your pickaxe and join us before Macron presses that big red button and ruins all the fun!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Auctions, backups, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, ip address, Land claiming, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Website

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Potions Brewed:	111
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018.

For more information, visit HearthCraft Website.

Technical Details:

Backup Strategy	The server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins Used	Uses Purpur, CoreProtect

Useful Links:

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on the server.
Are there resource worlds?	Yes, the resource worlds reset monthly.

Mystic Oasis Wilds 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, American rap, artist, creativity, critique, cultural influence, GOD, influence, Inspired, Music, mystic, new opening, Oasis, okinawa, opinion, Performance, pull it off, shangri-la frontier, Singer, Style, Terrible, Video, Wilds

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Endless Night Skies:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Towns Built:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Yo, forget about that cringy opening, come join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got pigs that dance to K-pop and chickens that rap better than that Okinawa singer.

Join us and build a house made entirely of diamonds, because why the heck not? Let’s show that singer how it’s really done in the world of blocky adventures.

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s like a weird dream, but better because it’s real… in Minecraft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that will make that cringy opening video seem like a masterpiece in comparison. Let’s do this!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyLove, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Happiness, Honesty, intervention, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, Support, toxic behavior, weight loss

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic ex-boyfriends like Carl ruining your vibe.

Join us and leave behind the double-chin comments and weight-shaming for a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your pixelated castle looks. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your friend choosing between you and her boyfriend because on our server, the only choice you have to make is what block to place next.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life relationship issues.

HateCraftHub

adhd, Alone Time, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, depression, emotional intelligence, HateCraftHub, Introvert, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, quality time, recharge, relationship, self-care, stress, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of recharge time! Just like in real life, sometimes you need to retreat to your virtual cave and mine some diamonds solo.

Join us if you’re tired of your virtual spouse constantly wanting to do activities together like cooking, watching movies, or working out. On our server, you can enjoy all the banter and laughs with your fellow players, but also have the freedom to wander off and do your own thing without feeling guilty.

We have special quests where you can pretend to pay bills, study, or do the dishes virtually, so you can experience the stress and anxiety without any real-life consequences. Plus, our therapist NPCs are always on hand to help you navigate your virtual relationships and explain to your virtual spouse that it’s not their fault you need alone time.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where introverts reign supreme and recharge time is a must! Remember, it’s not you, it’s just your need for virtual solitude.

MovieMarauder Minecraft SMP

bizarre storyline, creepy movie, dark cinema, dark film, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, horror thriller, intense movie, messed up cinema, messed up film, messed up scenes, Minecraft, MovieMarauder, psychological thriller, shocking scenes, smp, twisted movie, twisted plot, unsettling movie

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	3944
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit server ever! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. And like, the owner is a wizard who can summon creepers to do his bidding. It’s so crazy, you won’t believe it!

And like, one time we had this epic battle with a giant zombie that was like, 100 blocks tall. It was insane, but we totally defeated it with our enchanted swords and stuff. You gotta join and be part of the action, it’s like being in a movie but better because you’re actually playing it!

So yeah, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most messed up and crazy adventures ever. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

SocializeCraft: Why U No Talk Like Before?

Burnout, Change in priorities, communication skills, emotional boundaries, fear of judgment, introversion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social comparison, social exhaustion, social pressure, SocializeCraft, societal expectations, Talk

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate socializing hub for Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to trade diamond swords for virtual hugs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic rap battles with Endermen. Our community is so lively that even the zombies and skeletons have formed their own boy band!

So, what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane world of mining and crafting and join us for a wild ride of socializing like never before!

Blocky Cough Outbreak

2024.., Adults, blocky, Cases Surge, children, Contagious, cough, Disease, Epidemic, health, highest number, Oregon, outbreak, Prevention, public health, record high, respiratory illness, Since 1950, States, U.S, vaccination, whooping cough

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time!