BlockyBeauty | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Towns Built:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with blocky, basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot in town for all the good-looking Minecrafters out there!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by the most attractive pixelated avatars you’ve ever seen. Our players are so good looking, even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you’re lucky enough to spot it, your Minecraft experience will be forever changed.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and bask in the beauty of our server, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got such good looks on your side?

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
New Chunks Explored:	207034	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	280	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3073
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Crops Grown:	1887
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6916	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	New Chunks Explored:	798340
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Void Gems Collected:	32
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Animals Bred:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Items Found:	6678
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Animals Bred:	103
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Villages Defended:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Buildings Constructed:	32
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5453	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Farms Harvested:	608	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!