BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PokeCraft

1.16.5, BUILD, Community, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokecraft, pokemon, PvE, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1

1.16.5 Pixelmon server come join us today and conquor the pokemon world, we look forward to seeing you all join and build your very own standing in our community.

173.240.154.37

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	3237	Villages Defended:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bylka.nightpvp.ru

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Items Found:	3518	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1725	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Animals Bred:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Votes:	8405
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Votes:	2335
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Animals Bred:	100	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	6423	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Players:	90/300	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7730
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31