BlockyBarfCraft

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Have you ever accidentally eaten a spider while mining for diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or stumbling upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dux Vanilla

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, bedrock, Community, competitive, Dux Vanilla, Elite, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	New Chunks Explored:	129775
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1317
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PleasureCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HousePartyGriefer

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	286	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mines Excavated:	4169	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	6617
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5660
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.