BlockyBantsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Flashback White Woman 1.20.6

1.20.6, Angry, baboon, big butt, body shaming, bullying, discrimination, emotional distress, flashback, Flashbacks, Hate Speech, laughed, mma bf, offensive behavior, prejudice, public humiliation, racial slur, racist, traumatic experience, verbal abuse, walked away, White, white woman, WOMAN

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mines Excavated:	1396	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about racist white ladies and their MMA boyfriends!

We’ve got more blocks than that lady’s big butt and more fun than her insults, so come on in and build your own world where baboons are the rulers!

Forget about reality and escape to a place where you can be anything you want, even a baboon with a vengeance!

Join us now and let’s laugh at those silly racists together while we create our own epic adventures in the world of blocks and craziness!

2024Craft: Rate Your Year!

2024.., 2024Craft, Achievements, Challenges, Experience, future outlook, goals, lessons learned, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Rate, Rating, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, setbacks, success, year, year review

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old 2024? Well, come join our Minecraft server and turn that 0 into a solid 10! Our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about the real world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are, so you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a real thing.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old 2024 and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. See you in the game!

Blocky Beats: Deaf Poetry

appreciation, art, auditory, beats, blocky, Communication, COMPOSITION, creativity, deaf, deaf people, emotional, Expression, hearing impaired, Interpretation, Lyrics, Melody, Music, Poems, poetry, Rhythm, Sensory, songs, verse

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	11

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.

once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?

oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.

Vanilla SMP

400k x 400k, Cheats, developers, Discord, Experience, gameplay, Griefing, insiding, Ip:, killing, original, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, unmodified, Vanilla, World Borders

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Crops Grown:	3653
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Server IP	mc.vanillasmp.org
Java Port	25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Vanilla SMP

Our minecraft vanilla server offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.

Server Information:

World Borders	Overworld
400k x 400k

Rules

PvP: Allowed
Raiding: Allowed
Stealing: Allowed
Killing: Allowed
Griefing: Allowed
Insiding: Allowed

Cheats are not allowed

Note: This is a survival server with no rules on PvP, raiding, or griefing. Be prepared for anything!

Discord – https://discord.com/invite/fSDcTptG5c

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on this server?

As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow any mods that give players an unfair advantage or modify the gameplay.

2. Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build anywhere within the world borders, as long as it does not interfere with other players’ creations or the natural environment.

3. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report any rule violations or inappropriate behavior to the server moderators either on Discord or through in-game chat.

4. Is griefing allowed on this server?

Yes, griefing is allowed on this server, so players should be cautious about protecting their builds and resources.

5. Can I team up with other players for survival?

Players are free to form alliances or teams with other players for survival, but betrayal and insiding are also permitted, so trust carefully.

Eternal Love Realm 1.21

advice, Commitment, Communication, DATING, discussion, ETERNAL, forum, Girlfriend, Intimacy, long distance, long term, love, Marriage, partner, Partnership, Realm, relationship advice, romance, Significant Other, Support, Thread, Trust, Wife

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	3371
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, flying through a rainbow made of Skittles!

I’m talking about a place where you can build a castle made of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie creepers with a diamond sword that shoots lasers!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just imagine a world where you can ride a roller coaster made of TNT, swim in a pool of lava, and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

RegrettableRedFlags – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, communication breakdown, control issues, denial, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, hindsight, ignored, Infidelity, lack of trust, Manipulation, Minecraft, red flags, regrets, RegrettableRedFlags, relationship, self worth, smp, toxic behavior, unhealthy patterns, warning signs

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Like, I joined and suddenly I was surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas, it was insane! And the admin is like a wizard or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky! Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic dance parties every night. But beware, there’s a creeper that tells dad jokes and a zombie that’s obsessed with knitting. It’s like a soap opera meets a circus meets a rave, you gotta join now or you’ll regret it forever! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

MineCraftHabitBoost

Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, improved life, life improvement, mindfulness, MineCraftHabitBoost, motivation, personal growth, Positive Change, productivity, Routine, self improvement, self-care, simple habit, success, well-being, wellness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Emeralds Found:	8777	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	50
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating the Blocktopus will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly without wings.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

CraftyCrash Minecraft Server

azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, causes, Circles, CraftyCrash, crash, false narratives, hush up, Minecraft, President Ilham Aliyev, regret, russia, Server, sowing, Truth

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2910	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	147	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5792	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than azerbaijani president trying to cover up a plane crash! we got crazy stories like russian spies trying to sabotage our pixelated planes and causing chaos in the blocky skies. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and explosions (in the game, of course)! you won’t regret it, unless you’re the azerbaijani president, then maybe you will.

EpicEWarZoneCraft

aircraft, Aliyev, Attack, Aviation, control, Damage, Defense, electronic warfare systems, EpicEWarZoneCraft, Fire, ground, Impact, Incident, investigation, Military, plane, SECURITY, severely damaged, Tail, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy electronic warfare systems that will make your plane go out of control! it’s like a rollercoaster but in the sky! and watch out for the ground fire that will damage your plane’s tail, adding an extra level of challenge to the game! it’s like a wild ride that you never want to end! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, growth, Herobrine, jokes, No Resets, no-tp, Qol, rules, small server, smp, trust-based community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Server Age	3 months old
Community Size	Small
Application Process	Whitelist with applications
Plugins	QoL plugins/datapacks (Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks)
Reset Schedule	No plans for server resets

FAQ

What is Enival?

Enival is a 3-month-old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server.

What kind of people are you looking for?

We are looking for active players who will join not just for the sake of joining, but will actively play on the server.

Are there any special features on Enival?

Yes, we have a friendly Herobrine, a nice community, and plugins/datapacks for a better gameplay experience.

How can I join the server?

You can apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Mystic Craft Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, Achievements, Behavior, Community, Craft, cultural norms, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, heritage, Identity, Indians, Land, mystic, Nationality, prejudice, pride, Race, self-promotion, societal expectations, society, South Asian, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! It’s like a total mindfuck, but in a good way, ya know? Like, the players on here are as crazy as those Indians who can’t stop talking about how awesome they are. But instead of achievements, they’re building insane structures and pulling off epic pranks that will make you question reality. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

Creeper’s Curse Server

bad language, CREEPERS, CURSE, curse language, curse words, cussing, expletive, favorite bad word, favorite curse language, favorite curse phrase, favorite curse word, favorite cuss word, favorite expletive, favorite profanity, favorite swear phrase, favorite swear word, favorite vulgar word, Profanity, Server, swear words, swearing, vulgar language

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	New Chunks Explored:	473330
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t let loose and express yourself with some colorful language? Well, look no further because on our server, the more creative your curses, the better! We even have a swear jar where you can deposit diamonds instead of coins every time you drop an F-bomb.

Join our server and unleash your inner sailor with a community of players who appreciate a good curse word or two. From building towering penis statues to organizing epic swear word battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you’re ready to let loose and have some f***ing fun, join us today and show off your most creative curses. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Master Swearer and be crowned the king or queen of profanity on our server!

CraftyCecilia’s Server

Cecilia Sala, Censorship, CraftyCecilias, current events, Detained in Tehran, detainment, diplomatic relations, foreign correspondent, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Italian embassy, Italian Journalist, italy, journalism ethics, journalist, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, political tensions, press freedom, Server, Tehran

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination!!! we have unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds!!!

once upon a time, a player found a magical portal that led them to a land of endless possibilities. they built a castle made entirely of cheese and rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a talking chicken who gives out quests for rare items and a friendly dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire server and be worshipped by all as the ultimate minecraft master!!!

Putin’sSkyWars

air travel, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, international incident, investigation, Military Action, national security, plane crash, political tension, president, PutinsSkyWars, russia, security breach, shot at, Tragedy, transportation incident, world news

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of Azerbaijan said that the plane that crashed was, like, shot at from Russia. but, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on this server, cuz we got, like, magical protection spells and stuff.

join us and, like, build your own castle and ride dragons and stuff. we got, like, a secret underground lair where you can find, like, hidden treasures and, like, battle evil monsters.

plus, like, the president of Azerbaijan totally plays on our server and he’s, like, really good at building pixel art. so, like, if you wanna hang out with a president and stuff, you gotta join our server, dude. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad.

ElectroPlay :: Semi-vanilla Minecraft server [BE] Minecraft server

Achievements, add-ons, administration, balance, BE, classic, Customization, decorations, Donations, electroplay, Events, friend system, Giveaways, Hardware, License, Minecraft, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, Optimization, particles, Plugins, Russian, Semi Vanilla, Server, spawn rate, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7573	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	142	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

ElectroPlay is the very place where you can play comfortably. A neatly designed balance of classic survival and unique plugins, but instead of thousands of words, you can feel it for yourself!

There are no private parties here and there never will be, because people trust each other, honestly developing together without unnecessary restrictions. Of course, there is no escape from thieves and griefers, but under the watchful eye of the administration they have nowhere to hide and their punishment will come in the blink of an eye.

As we have already said, players develop honestly, which is why donations do not provide advantages. Donation is, first of all, help to the project. Don’t worry, for your support you will definitely receive a beautiful set of particles or other accessories of your choice.

The spawn rate is vanilla and fairly distributed between players, and the boundaries are where they should be. Don’t worry about lags and high ping, because the server is built on powerful hardware and is well optimized.

The ability to call the administration in two clicks, the friend system, the flexibility and customization of almost any add-on, your own achievements, giveaways for donations and holiday decorations, this and much, much more awaits you on ElectroPlay!

We wish you fun and memorable adventures on ElectroPlay!

msk.mc.epserv.ru:40111

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	245986	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	532
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4