BlockyBants: SlutShameSquad

BlockyBants, career, college, cool group, Drinking, Friend, hang out, high school, hoe phase, hooking up, Introvert, joking, MAKING FRIENDS, making fun, play games, settle down, slut shaming, SlutShameSquad, Struggle, unlovable slut, video games, Virgin

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Votes:	7045
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	4931	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time with a group of friends who love to joke around and have a good time.

We’ve got a group of 5 awesome players, including 2 boys and 3 girls who love to make fun of each other. Just like that time Anna roasted me for being a virgin, and I clapped back at her for being a serial dater. It was all in good fun until she took it too seriously and got mad at me. But hey, that’s just the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

So if you’re looking for a server where things never get boring and the banter never stops, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious feud like me and Anna. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we’re all just here to have a great time together. So come on and join the chaos!

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Villages Defended:	8

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	135	Alien Abductions:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crops Grown:	3368
Divine Spears Created:	17	Potions Brewed:	150
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Alien Abductions:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Crops Grown:	6699

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	3343
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Votes:	2545
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

BailCraft: No Refunds, No Regrets

BailCraft, bailed, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, family emergency, financial responsibility, friendship, group dynamics, group trip, Honesty, immaturity, loyalty, moral dilemma, peer pressure, refund, refunds, regrets, ski trip, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty over everything! Just like Sarah’s loyalty to her friends on that ski trip…oh wait, nevermind.

Join our server for epic adventures and crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Looking for drama? Look no further! Our community is filled with twists and turns, just like Sarah’s last-minute decision to ditch her friends for a beach vacation with her boyfriend.

And hey, if you’re feeling generous, feel free to donate $600 to the server…just kidding! We won’t pull a Sarah on you and leave you hanging. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Late4MinecraftSMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, DELAY, EXCUSE, Explanation, funny, Humorous, Late, Late4MinecraftSMP, odd, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, silly, Story, strange, TARDY, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! I was once late to a meeting because I was too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas in the game. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! And then I accidentally set my house on fire because I was too busy trying to make a giant lava pit for no reason. It was epic, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziness and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Don’t miss out, join now! #minecraftmadness #llamalove #discoinferno

FreeDiamondsOnly

at no cost, complimentary, costless, for free, for no money, free, free of charge, FreeDiamondsOnly, gratis, no charge, no cost, no fee, no payment, on the house, Unpaid, without charge

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Your mom’s homemade cookies? Nah, that’s too easy. How about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the best luck in finding rare loot and building the most epic structures. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just fall out of your minecart. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!