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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7195 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)