BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Enchantments Applied:	238	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9736	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Crops Grown:	1316
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Votes:	3026
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3701
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	141
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	98	Falling into the Void:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3223	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	247	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Alien Abductions:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!