BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

animated, animation, Big Mouth, BlockyBanter, cartoon, Dismissive, insult, Liking, love, mainstream success, Medium, Minecraft, Pick up, Pickle Trek, recurring guest, Rick & Morty, Server, Sitcom, Smiling Friends, VA

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Villages Defended:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of spending 15 years dissing animation and using “cartoon” as an insult? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft server and embrace the world of animation like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to voice act in our animated sitcom that we’re totally going to pitch to Hollywood. Who needs mainstream success when you can be the star of your own animated show in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your animation-hating days behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next big thing in the world of animation!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1771

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	4919
Mines Excavated:	2811	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9943	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	1184
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Farms Harvested:	530
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Crops Grown:	6628	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Towns Built:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4964
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.