Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty PLAP PLAP PLAP sound and shoot nutslop like there’s no tomorrow! Our server is filled with big beach boobies and plenty of gooning, so get ready to have a wild time.

Join us if you want to unleash your inner horniness and worship the girls that make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP. Just remember, no shotas or lolis allowed – we’re all about those big, beautiful beach boobies here.

And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! We have a strict no-dramafaggot policy, so you can focus on having a good time without any unnecessary stress. So come on over and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Star Shards Collected: 220

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Potions Brewed: 159 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Farms Harvested: 712 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Love Letters Sent: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4761 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Potions Brewed: 134
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Ores Mined: 5071 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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