Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty PLAP PLAP PLAP sound and shoot nutslop like there’s no tomorrow! Our server is filled with big beach boobies and plenty of gooning, so get ready to have a wild time.

Join us if you want to unleash your inner horniness and worship the girls that make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP. Just remember, no shotas or lolis allowed – we’re all about those big, beautiful beach boobies here.

And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! We have a strict no-dramafaggot policy, so you can focus on having a good time without any unnecessary stress. So come on over and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Villages Defended: 8
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Towns Built: 6
Rainbows Spotted: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY