BlockyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4556
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Votes:	6598	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1423	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mines Excavated:	4323
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Dimension Hops:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Towns Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8963
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Players:	106/400	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3557
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1