BlockyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	737581	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Emeralds Found:	6791
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crops Grown:	8801
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crops Grown:	5474	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Enchantments Applied:	128
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	734
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	198
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3338	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Players:	98/300	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2