hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
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