BlockyBagels – Crafting Chaos with Blue Archive General #5247

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Love Letters Sent:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Towns Built:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Animals Bred:	188	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6808	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Star Shards Collected:	78	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Meteorites Collected:	3

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ores Mined:	805
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Emeralds Found:	1158
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Emeralds Found:	4445	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Potions Brewed:	66	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	7004
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Towns Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Potions Brewed:	188

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Mines Excavated:	1348	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

Players:	108/900	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5594	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8