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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Astral Projections Made: 0
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Epic Battles Fought: 14 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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