BlockyBabesCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	176061	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Star Shards Collected:	50	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	2279

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	3258
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Items Found:	8005

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	95	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Dragons Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	1895

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Zombie Dances:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Players:	106/800	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	3667	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3