BlockyBabesCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	4203
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Ores Mined:	5012

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9113	Towns Built:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Votes:	542
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Animals Bred:	124	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6448	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7788	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Links:

Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	109/900	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	New Chunks Explored:	44429
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7