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PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mines Excavated:	1611	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	5107	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mines Excavated:	1000
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Buildings Constructed:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4900	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2486
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Towns Built:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Animals Bred:	94
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Votes:	4730
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Votes:	8558
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Animals Bred:	169
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7951
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9293	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	157	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Buildings Constructed:	13	Mines Excavated:	3645
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Items Found:	2996
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

Players:	107/200	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3