BlockyAlienCircumcision | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Towns Built:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Star Shards Collected:	168	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	2238	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Items Found:	7315
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Villages Defended:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Void Armor Forged:	30	Towns Built:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Farms Harvested:	263	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8031
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Votes:	2409
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Roomie’s Love Shack

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, dictator, discomfort, Frequency, friendship, home, living together, love, partner, Pay, Rent, Resentment, roomies, roommate, Shack, Space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic roommate drama you’ll ever witness! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of setting boundaries for your virtual roommates and their partners.

Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?

So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.

CraftyMemeLordz

2000s internet, 2010s internet, aim, Chat Rooms, CraftyMemeLordz, cyberbullying, dial-up internet, digital divide, flash games, internet culture, internet slang, memes, myspace, Nostalgia, online forums, online privacy, social media, tech evolution, viral videos, y2k, younger generation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Votes:	3064
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Crops Grown:	3039	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a nostalgic trip back to the 2000s and 2010s internet culture! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing baby gifs, dramatic chipmunk videos, and Rickrolling galore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Keyboard Cat, who will serenade you with catchy tunes as you build your pixelated empire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nyan Cat roaming the virtual plains.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a blast from the past? Come on in and experience the internet like never before!

YankCraft Server

American fighters, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, Duty, fallen heroes, foreign policy, HOMELAND, Honor, International, Military, Peacekeeping, Recovery, repatriation, sacrifice, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, united states, War, YankCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Mines Excavated:	2932	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight like an american hero in ukraine but without the dying part!!! we bring u the most realistic war experience in minecraft, complete with explosions, airstrikes, and even a special mission to bring back the bodies of fallen soldiers (don’t worry, it’s just pixels lol). join now and show off ur skills in battle, just make sure to watch out for creepers and griefers, they’re the real enemy here. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let’s bring those american fighters home in style!

CanalCrazeCraft

canal, CanalCrazeCraft, central america, diplomatic relations, Economic importance, foreign policy, government position, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Maritime trade, national pride, Négotiation, ownership, panama, panama canal, political stance, president, regional stability, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

so, like, you know how we have this totally rad minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like the Panama Canal of minecraft servers. our president (yeah, we have a president) says there’s no negotiation about ownership of this server. it’s ours, baby.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our president swooped in like a superhero and saved the day. now, that creeper is our mascot.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on.

so, come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. just remember, there’s no negotiation about ownership. it’s ours, baby.

Players:	91/600	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Towns Built:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7