ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

binge watching, Characters, Decline, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing endings, disappointing sequels, Entertainment, favorite shows, great beginnings, Plot, Popular Shows, Quality, Seasons, shows to avoid, ShowStopperMinecraftSMP, storytelling, television, Television series, television shows, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

OMG, like have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, the first season was lit AF, but then it went downhill faster than a pig on a rollercoaster, you feel me? But like, don’t worry, because now they’ve got this new season starting and it’s gonna be lit like a creeper on fire, I’m telling you!

So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDeathMatch

Afterlife, BlockyDeathMatch, death, demise, destiny, End.., eternal rest, Expiration, expiration date, fate, final destination, final hour, grim reaper, how you’d die, last breath, Life, long tail tag, mortality, Tag, username

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!

EcoWarriorCraft

#sustainability, activism, air travel, carbon footprint, climate change, climate crisis, compensation, Court, EcoWarriorCraft, Emissions, environmental impact, environmentalist, FIRED, German, green technology, lawsuit, Legal, refusing, renewable energy, Researcher, travel

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

so like, this server is so lit that even german climate change researchers are getting in on the action! this one dude got fired for not wanting to fly in a plane, but then he came to our server and won mad cash from the court! like, who needs air travel when you can just chill on our server and build epic stuff, amirite? come join us and maybe you’ll win a court case too, who knows! 😂🌍💸 #climatechange #minecraftmadness

Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land

Bacteria, Bacterial infection, Combat, Crafty, Dermatology, HARMFUL, health, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Inflammatory Response, Itch, Itchy, Land, Microbiome, scratching, scratching itch, scratching skin, Scratchy, skin, skin health, skin irritation, skin microbiota, trigger

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

so, like, this server is like the itch you can’t stop scratching, but in a good way, ya know? like, when you join, you’re gonna be hooked and never wanna leave. there’s like, crazy battles with giant chickens and lava monsters, man. and get this, scratching an itch can actually help you fight off bad bacteria on the server. it’s like, science and stuff. so, come join us and scratch away all your problems while having a blast in this wild Minecraft world.

smp.me

age requirement, armor stand, Community vote, donator perks, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, LGBTQ, player heads, Plugins, proximity chat, PvP, sleep skip, smp, smp.me, Staff Team, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc.
Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting.
LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity.
16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels.

Features

Feature	Description
(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod	Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat.
Armor Stand Tools	Allows for various customization options for armor stands.
Discord > server chat	Enables communication between Discord and server chat.
Web based world map	High-quality map with multiple perspectives.
Gradual world border expansion	Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border.
Grief prevention	Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly.
Adult staff team	Experienced staff without power complexes.
Opt-in only PVP	Players can choose to participate in PVP.
Decorative player heads	Allows for decorative player heads in the game.
Decisions made by community vote	Community-driven decision-making process.
Sleep skip	Feature to skip the night by majority sleep.

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Head to smp.me to apply!

Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.

Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.

Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6

1.20.6, agency.., brand, Corpo, corporeal, cyber, discussions, EIEN Extended, graduated talents, Identities, Idol, Kawaii, mascots, NEXAS, Oshi, phase connect, PixelLink, retired talents, Shill, small corpo, Talents, VAllure, VSMP, Vtubers

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Votes:	9093	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this Minecraft server that’s like a virtual utopia for all the vtubers and mascots out there! Join us in a world where you can discuss all the talents and mascots of corpo™s that don’t get enough love in other threads.

Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!

We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!

MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown

Assertiveness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, future mother in law, mother-in-law relationships, MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown, relationships, setting boundaries, wedding cake, wedding caterer, wedding decisions, wedding disagreements, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, Wedding Flowers, wedding opinions, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions, wedding venue

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing in-laws! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the drama and plan the perfect virtual wedding without any interference.

Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!

MineCraftyMornings

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily rituals, daily routine, health benefits, hygiene practices, MineCraftyMornings, morning freshness, morning routine, morning shower, night shower, nighttime routine, personal hygiene, Relaxation, self-care, shower habits, showering habits, showering preferences, showering schedule, waking up, winding down

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Buildings Constructed:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Star Shards Collected:	233	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Magic Items Found:	4343	Enchantments Applied:	73
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Void Gems Collected:	40
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Crops Grown:	7747	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

Q: What features does the server offer?

Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

Q: What is the server IP?

Q: Can I create content on the server?

Q: How old is the server?

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

GF Support Minecraft Server

Players:	107/400	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2