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But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, it’s like an opioid painkiller for your gaming soul! Once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop! We got 148 studies to prove it, involving over 4.3 million players who are now addicted to our server!

And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Evil Twin Fights: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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