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But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, it’s like an opioid painkiller for your gaming soul! Once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop! We got 148 studies to prove it, involving over 4.3 million players who are now addicted to our server!

And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Holy Grails Found: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Mines Excavated: 1899
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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