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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Astral Projections Made: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY