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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Astral Projections Made: 4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Holy Grails Found: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY