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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Astral Projections Made: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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