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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 6247
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 New Chunks Explored: 94869
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Love Letters Sent: 19
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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