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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8439 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 238 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on the backs of flying pigs?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the dance partners.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will truly mess you up in the best way possible, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious. What fucked you up? Our server will, in the most epic way possible!
