| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8395 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 84 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2527 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5196 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 565 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2983 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 296 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7878 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 8929 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2859 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6342 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 411 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2988 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3402 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Enchantments Applied: | 133 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7633 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 354 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Potions Brewed: | 75 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 8711 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3786 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Ores Mined: | 5728 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2474 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 196 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 2613 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 2543 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 112 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2592 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3588 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6079 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
