Blocky Shenanigans | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Items Found:	4513
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	107
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchantments Applied:	68	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Items Found:	7236
Runes Activated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	8075	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8457

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Votes:	6281
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Towns Built:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	978	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Zombie Dances:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Farms Harvested:	430
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

addiction treatment, healthcare access, healthcare challenges, healthcare disparities, lack of training, limited resources, Medical research, medical training, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid crisis, opioid prescriptions, patient pressure, prescription drug abuse, Rural, rural communities, rural doctors, rural health disparities, rural healthcare, rural healthcare providers, rural medicine, Struggles, substance abuse, woes

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Towns Built:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8525

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!

Players:	96/400	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1