Blocky Shenanigans | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HatePretend SMP

Concealing true emotions., Concealing true feelings, Disguising true preferences, Disliking popular trends, Faking enjoyment, Feigning pleasure, Forced participation, going along with the crowd, HatePretend, Hiding true opinions, Inauthentic enjoyment, Masking dislike, peer pressure, Popular but disliked, Pretending to fit in, pretending to like, Putting on a facade, Secretly despising, smp, social expectations, society’s expectations, Suppressing true emotions

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as creepers and try to sneak up on each other without blowing up. It’s hilarious, trust me. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits.” It’s a blast, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword? Yeah, he’s always pulling pranks on us and messing with our builds. But hey, it adds to the excitement, right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are priceless. See you there, bro!

MemoryScentCraft

aromatic memories, aromatic recollections, childhood memories, emotional connections, emotional triggers, evocative aromas, evocative smells, fragrance memories, memory triggers, MemoryScentCraft, Nostalgia, olfactory senses, powerful memories, reminiscence triggers, scent associations, scent memory, scent stories, sensory experiences, sensory nostalgia, sentimental scents

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Star Shards Collected:	145	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Remember that time you were mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden cave filled with enchanted golden apples and talking creepers? Yeah, that smell of adventure and danger is what you’ll experience every time you log onto our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool. The memories you’ll create here will be as unforgettable as the smell of freshly baked cake in the game.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft server and let the smell of nostalgia and chaos wash over you like a tsunami of fun!

ZapCraft: Electric Muscle Boost

#workout, Boost, Electric, Electrical muscle stimulation, electrifying workout, Exercise, FITNESS, meta analysis, Muscle, muscle activation, muscle building, muscle development, muscle endurance, muscle fatigue, muscle growth, muscle mass, muscle recovery, muscle stimulation, muscle strength, Muscles, resistance training, strength, ZapCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

hey u, ya u, do u wanna boost ur muscles mass and strength in minecraft? well then u gotta join this server cuz we got ELECTRICITY in our workouts! that’s right, we combine electrical muscle stimulation with resistance training to make u STRONG like a diamond sword!

imagine ur minecraft character flexing like never before, with muscles so big they can mine blocks with their bare hands! join us and become the ultimate powerhouse in the virtual world.

plus, we got a secret potion that makes u run faster than a speeding minecart. so come on, join us and let’s get ELECTRIFYING together!

The Eyebrows Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, adorable, Anime, beauty, Chaika, cute, EXCITEMENT, Eyebrows, eyebrows on fleek, eyebrows on point, front page, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, makeup, Manga, Mweeeee, Popular, reaction, Realm, social media, Surprise, trending, viral

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a Chaika-themed world where everything is upside down and pigs fly backwards.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks.

You can even ride a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers who wear top hats and monocles.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a realm where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.

Come join us and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few too many creepers exploding in your face.

SisInLawSloshed Minecraft Server

100lbs, bathing, bathroom, Boundaries, breast, butt, cleaning, DAUGHTER, Drunk, drunk cleaning, family, intimate areas, Minecraft, naked, passed out, Poop, puke, Server, SisInLawSloshed, sister-in-law, towels, Vagina, Wife

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7088
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a naked pooper covered in puke, poop, and pee? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!

MomSpyDadAITA

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, Guilt, Honesty, invasion of privacy, legal matters, loyalty, Manipulation, MomSpyDadAITA, moral dilemma, parents, personal boundaries, private investigator, regret, relationships, Secrets, Trust

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of family drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and the creepers!

Our server is a safe haven from private investigators and nosy parents. No need to worry about invasion of privacy here, unless you count Endermen stealing your blocks!

Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the drama of divorce proceedings. Plus, our virtual lawyers are much more lenient than real ones.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a private investigator when you have a diamond sword? Join now and let the crafting begin!

BarbaricBlast2075 – Minecraft SMP

Advancements in science, BarbaricBlast2075, changing perspectives, cultural evolution, cultural shifts, ethical dilemmas, ethical standards, Evolution of humanity, evolution of society, future generations, future outlook, future society, historical perspective, Human Behavior, Minecraft, Moral values, Progress of time., Progression of civilization, smp, social norms, societal changes, technological advancements, technological innovations

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ores Mined:	5537
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the coolest server ever, trust me. We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even talking chickens, man. And get this, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to fight off evil llamas trying to take over the server. And our PvP battles are so intense, it’s like watching two creepers go at it in a TNT explosion contest. You don’t wanna miss out on that action, dude.

Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out, whether you need diamonds or just someone to build a giant statue of a potato with.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and be a part of something that future generations will look back on and be like, “Dang, those guys were living in 2075 while we were still stuck in 2025, how barbaric!” Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🌈🥔 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LaserBeamDragons #TalkingChickensFTW

PixelConvictFreedom

convicted felon, criminal justice system, criminal record, criminal rehabilitation, discrimination, ex-convicts, forgiveness, justice system, Legal System, PixelConvictFreedom, prejudice, Redemption, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, reintegration, second chances, societal impact, societal judgment, societal perceptions, stigma

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe everyone deserves a second chance, even if they were once a convicted felon! Our server is run by a reformed criminal mastermind who now spends his days building virtual worlds instead of plotting heists. Join us for a chance to prove that even the most notorious criminals can turn over a new leaf in the world of Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the admin has a crazy backstory like that? Join now and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

BlindJuryCraft

American justice, blind justice, BlindJuryCraft, court proceedings, courtroom, criminal justice, criminal trial, defendant, Due Process, fair trial, impartiality, judicial fairness, judicial system, Jury, jury duty, jury selection, Justice For All, justice reform, justice system, legal process, Legal System

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can, like, totally be invisible the whole time! it’s like justice in america, man, where the jury can’t even see the defendant. but, like, in this server, you can be invisible and sneak up on people and prank them without them even knowing! it’s, like, the ultimate trolling experience, dude. join now and be the sneaky ninja you’ve always wanted to be!

Altruistic Love – Minecraft Server

Altruism, altruistic, altruistic behavior, attractiveness, Behavior, Differences, Equally, heterosexual individuals, homosexual individuals, INDIVIDUALS, love, MATES, Men, Minecraft, participants, Potential, potential mates, rated, Server, sexual orientation, Traits, universally attractive, Value, Women

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, bro. like, if you wanna find a bae who is all about that good karma and helping others, this is the place to be. like, whether you’re into dudes or chicks, everyone here is all about being a good person and spreading love and stuff.

like, women are all about that altruistic vibe, so if you’re a guy looking to impress the ladies, better start being all selfless and stuff. and if you’re a girl looking for a partner who’s gonna treat you right, this server is where it’s at.

so, like, join us and find your soulmate who’s all about that sweet, sweet altruism. we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, so come on in and be part of our crazy, loving community. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Cool Threadless Land 1.20

any groups, Cool, cool S thread, Groups, Land, no cool, No cool s thread, threadless

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about those boring servers, come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more diamonds than a rapper’s teeth! And our mobs are so lit, they party harder than you on a Saturday night! Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

GFDocAppt Minecraft Server

abdomen issues, AITAH, alone, breaking news, Communication, Decision making, dr appointments, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional support, GFDocAppt, Girlfriend, infertility, medical procedures, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, serious appointment, Server, stress, Support, surgery, Ultrasound, waiting room, wasting time

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous reasons to join!

Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?

So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!

NoCashForH8rsMC

Boundaries, budgeting, criticism, designer items, financial assistance, financial decisions, friendship, judgement, lending money, mutual friends, NoCashForH8rsMC, personal finance, savings, Selfishness, setting boundaries, spending habits, Support, unexpected expenses, unsupportive, Vacations, well paying job

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	252
Farms Harvested:	441	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of friends who constantly judge your spending habits? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your dream mansion without anyone telling you how to spend your diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can treat yourself to all the enchanted gear and potions you desire, without any Sarahs raining on your parade. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can splurge on all the virtual luxuries your heart desires.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into lending them virtual emeralds for rent when you could be investing in your own pixelated paradise. Join our server today and say goodbye to financial critics once and for all!

GenderBendCraft

adult content, erotic role play, FANTASY, gender bending, gender exploration, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender play, gender reversal, gender role reversal, gender swap, gender transformation, GenderBendCraft, NSFW, role reversal, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, taboo

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride where you can explore a world filled with giant chickens, flying pigs, and talking trees.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also transform into the opposite sex and experience all the NSFW shenanigans that come with it. Want to see what it’s like to mine diamonds in a sparkly pink tutu? Or battle creepers while rocking a fabulous wig? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

CraftyMariaKidnapCraft

activism, Allies, authoritarianism, CraftyMariaKidnapCraft, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Kidnapped, kidnapping allegations, Latin America, Maria Corina Machado, opposition leader, Politics, protest, repression, Venezuela

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4733	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	59
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

so, liek, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even venezuelan opposition leader maria corina machado got ‘kidnapped’ on it! yea, u heard me right, she was just buildin her lil house and BAM, she got snatched up by sum crazy griefer. but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s our top player, fightin off zombies and creepers like a boss. so if u wanna join in on da action and maybe get ‘kidnapped’ yourself (jk, we don’t do dat here), den come on over to our server and let’s have sum fun!

Players:	98/100	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Potions Brewed:	145
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3