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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2422 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8854 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
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