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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5051 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
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