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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5379 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 182 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
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