Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

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Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, cultural insensitivity, Cultural traditions, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Familycraft, financial disrespect, forgiveness, lack of empathy, marriage problems, past relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SelfLoveCraft

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self positivity, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, SelfLoveCraft

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SarmatFailCraft

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So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Animals Bred:	157
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Pixel Polyglot

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the joy of building a house made entirely of cheese, battling a horde of zombie chickens, and riding a llama into battle against a giant spider boss named Bob. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HebGoneByeByeCraft

applaud, arch-terrorist, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, ELIMINATION, foreign policy, HebGoneByeByeCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, i24NEWS, international relations, Israel, just, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, military operation, national security, targeted killing, Terrorism, U.S. officials, united states

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between players and mobs every hour on the hour! we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and rare items. our admin team is made up of literal wizards who can grant you wishes in the game. plus, we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to defeat your enemies. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crops Grown:	1318
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Creature Creator Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of lo-fi analog horror and tangible terror! Join us if you dare to face off against our unique creatures that will send shivers down your spine. Our community of amateur horror creators on /b/ have come together to create the ultimate spooky experience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the horrors that await you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Alternative Minecraft SMP – AEW Isn’t Good

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Are you tired of boring wrestling matches and predictable storylines? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate alternative to AEW! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane adventures that will make you forget all about wrestling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. So if you’re ready to ditch the ring for some blocky fun, come join us on our SMP and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Towns Built:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE

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Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who just don’t understand your priorities? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream car without any risk of it getting crashed by reckless husbands! Our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for putting your vintage car collection first. Plus, we have a special medical expenses mini-game where you can earn virtual currency to pay off those pesky bills while still keeping your vintage beauties intact. Say goodbye to real-life family drama and hello to a world where your dream car always comes first!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	224	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Kid to Adult Cuisine

acquired taste, Adult, adventurous eating, broadening horizons, changing tastes, Childhood, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, cuisine, culinary adventures, evolving tastes, expanding palate, experimenting with food, Food, food discovery, food exploration, food preferences, Kid, new foods, picky eater, taste buds, trying new things, unexpected favorites

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be mining is…wait for it…giant slices of pizza! That’s right, our server is filled with delicious food blocks that you can chow down on while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted broccoli that will give you superpowers when you eat it. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs out of your hands? Just munch on some broccoli and watch the magic happen!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant talking potato who gives out quests and rewards to players who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his challenges, he’ll grant you one wish…but be careful what you wish for, because this potato has a mischievous streak!

So come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Who knew that the key to unlocking your true potential was through the power of food?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8129
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.